If I Had a Woman letra

She's got the personality of Darth Vader
And the mentality of a sixth grader
I better get her now, while I still hate her
The way I hated you
While she still just a hole to crawl into
And I've still got my pride

But if I had a woman
If I had a woman that I could abuse
If I had a woman that I could cruel to
Wish I had a woman that I could refuse
And then I guess that I'd be satisfied

Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?
And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg?
I better get her now before I have to beg
The way I did before
While I'll still take any port in a storm
And I've still got my pride

But if I had a woman
If I had a woman that I could annoy
If I had a woman to take all the lashes
I wish I had a woman that I could destroy
'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied

Oh God, somebody send me a woman
'Cause I need a woman that I can despise
I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb
I need a woman to listen to lies
And then I guess that I'll be satisfied

Satisfied
Then I guess that I'll be satisfied

Sloppy Seconds - Letras

• Black Roses
• Blackmail
• Come Back Traci
• Ephedrine Machine
• Forced to Suck
• Hit The Lights
• Human Waste
• I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual
• If I Had a Woman
• Janie Is a Nazi
• Jerry's Kids
• Just Because You're a Girl
• Killing Myself
• Let's Kill The Trendy
• Lonely Christmas!
• Lynchtown, USA
• Public Beat
• Smashed Again
• So Fucked Up
• Someone's Else Pills
• Take You Home
• The Horror Of Party Beach
• The Men
• The Mighty Heroes
• The Pop My Dick Song
• The Queen Of Outer Space
• Time Bomb
• Underground
• Why Don't Lesbians Love Me?
• You've Got a Great Body, But Your Record Collection Sucks
• Your Sister
• Yuppies